Life is shit until you decide it isn't.
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I’m pretty much anonymous here and I wanted a place where I could shout from the rooftops in a not at all literal sense how fucking happy I am. I’ve met someone who makes me feel nothing but happiness and joy and I’ve never experienced something so wonderful before it’s amazing I love it and 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
This is awesome. An Islamic school’s letter to parents before their childrens exam marks come out
(via Twitter: @ahasnoor)
so uh. tomorrow (or today, depending on when ur reading this post) is the 15th anniversary of september eleventh, and i just want to tell my fellow muslims that its ok, its ok, it’s not our fault, i love you, i love you, its ok, i love you.
also if u r not muslim can u reblog this? last year i really needed a post like this, so if you could spread it i would really appreciate it!!
Did I ever tell you that I heard Fairly Local on the radio once?
I fucking hate this shithole of a website
#alien face and #boobs
favorite bands {6/∞} (in no particular order)
↳ Jack White
“Birds of a feather may lay together but the uglier one is always under the gun.” -Jack White
Photo Above: Alison Mosshart and Jack White
the history of jack white
jack white was born in d-town, where he grew up being catholic, holding candles n’ shit. got in a movie once, being catholic and holding a candle. as a teen he found that he enjoyed beating things with sticks (drumming), a lot. so much so that in his 20′s he found a girl to do it for him (meg white). jack played guitar, they got married (also divorced yo), and formed a band called the white stripes in 1997.
they got big and made lots of music and videos. even a video about liking girls and legos. they traveled and wore lots of red. lots of red. seriously why did they like red so much.
in the mid 2000′s jack also formed two other bands: the
racontors. theraccoon tootsTHE RACONTUERS, and the dead weather. the difference in those two is the racs color scheme was chili and copper colored, while the dead weather was mostly black and sweat. seriously everyone sweated so much.in this time jack had facial hair got really muscular and married a model named karen. they made two smaller humans together. he also worked with lots of famous old country people. loretta lynn was the most most important. she and jack are level 9000 friends. she made bread for him once.
in 2009 he opened hipster disney world (aka third man records). it’s color scheme was inspired by jerry seinfeild’s 2007 hit film ‘bee movie.’
in 2011 the universe was all like, “hey, you know what would be fun? make the white stripes break up.” and then they broke up. meg disappeared, but she’s probably okay. seriously meg are you even alive…
in 2012 jack went solo and changed his color scheme to a nursery shade of blue. he released an album and named it after a gun and it was great.
then in 2014 he went to a darker blue. like ocean on a rotating globe blue. he released an album named after some shit from the black plague. it was louder and he threw shade at black licorice (kind of racist tbh) and talks about ladies. he toured a lot and drank tons of champagne. also fucked up his ankle (fukin loser).
in 2015 the dead weather came back, less sweaty this time, and released an album. it was purple and kind of ok. he also opened a second bee movie store.(seriously as i’m writing this i don’t remember much of what happened to him in 2k15 ok don’t tell me what i missed)
it’s 2016 now and he was on the muppets, he rode in a car with a depressed frog with relationship issues and sang songs.
bye
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